Thing Cards are made from realistic looking items in the Paper Mario world called Things. When you find a Thing you can squeeze it dry to turn it into a card. These cards can then be used in battle or to solve puzzles. There are 27 Thing cards total.

Typically, the latter is their function but don't be too worried about using the cards.If you use a Thing card then you can always get another one for a high price. Check out the docks of Port Plaza and you will be able to find a Toad called "The Wringer." He lives in a barrel, but even more shady is that he can call up any Thing you've collected before and let you wring it dry until it's a card. These services are very expensive usually costing around 300 coins, but you'll need to do this a few times if you use your Thing card in combat since many of these Thing cards are needed to progress in the story.

On top of the cliff in Ruddy Road

Exhales a torrent of CO2 that can queel any flame.

[Used to extinguish the flaming mallet Morton uses at the Crimson Tower.]

Scenic spot in Cherry Lake

The blades inside rotate at high speed to create a nice breeze.

[Used to get the shipwrecked Blue Toad home at Bloo Bay Beach.]

Prisma Harbor in Port Prisma

The plumber’s weapon of choice. Push down on the shaft to unclog even the cloggiest of pipes!

[Used to get free the purple Rescue Squad captain from a pipe in Indigo Underground.]

A hill in Indigo Underground

Adds a little zest to any meal.

[Blinds enemies in combat making them miss you when they attack.]

Top floor of the Crimson Tower

A feline statue that purrs with good luck vibes. Enshrined at the top of a dark-red tower.

There's only one way to get the coins out of this bad boy: BREAK IT!

A favorite snack of round pets with sharp teeth! High in calcium!

[Use to call Princess to the Professor in Chateau Chanterelle AND use to get Iggy off his chariot at the Golden Coliseum.]

Storage in the Golden Coliseum

Harnesses the principle of leverage to pry off bottle caps.

Its pointy tip can chip ice into perfectly portioned pieces for any size glass.

Performance stage in Plum Park.

Makes things float into the sky, and raises voices by an octave or two.

[Used to lift Ludwig's Ludsub out of the water at Fort Cobalt.]

Serenity Fountain in Plum Park

Used to steep and pour tea at fancy tea parties.

[Used to serve tea to ghosts at Dark Bloo Inn.]

This turnip is so big that you can't pull it out without 26 hands and a big "Heacve ho!"

The future of personal photography. Selfies so real, you'll begin to question reality itself.

An extremely heavy bathing aid. Dropping this on an enemy's head might just knock it out.